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Is TikTok about to blow?! Prepare to say your sweet goodbyes to those dance challenges and lip-sync shenanigans. Congress is swinging a heavy ban-hammer that might just send TikTok to its doom.
Good thing is, you don’t need TikTok. If you’re gonna doom scroll, you might as well do it in the Bible app. Or in an upcoming Bible game? Find out more at the bottom of this newsletter!
Let’s dive in.
She Supports Abortion
You know what's heavier than a prayer on a sinner's tongue? Those extra love handles huggin' your waist like a clingy apostle.
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You’re Being Monitored
We're slinging something new your way. We're cooking up this sizzling new app that's gonna ignite your Scripture game.
Teens, young adults, you're gonna love this – it's like a turbo boost to your Bible memory. And pastors, this bad boy’s gonna have your flock reciting verses faster than you can say "Amen!" Keep your eyes peeled for some teasers in the upcoming newsletters, 'cause we're just getting warmed up.
Let’s wrap today’s newsletter with a good ol’ quote:
Human beings judge one another by their external actions. God judges them by their moral choices.
See you in the next newsletter!