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Ernest
December 05, 2023
Morning, my festive flock! In just 20 short days, we’ll be rockin’ around the Christmas tree.
But hold up—before you start gift-wrapping bricks or gifting your loved one a gym membership ‘cause “Santa’s not the only one who likes cookies,” let’s brainstorm even more gifts that’ll get you exiled from the dinner table!
Together, we can create the worst gift guide ever.
Let’s jump to current events. Today, we’re covering…
Senator caught with gold
Flush the terrorists
Senator caught with gold
Look here, what's this business about gold bars and a senator being in hot water?
It's quite sad, really. Senator Bob Menendez is caught up in a bribery scandal and gold bars found in his home connect to a violent robbery from 2013.
No kidding? That's as shady as it gets. Stolen gold as bribe money, huh?
Yes, it undermines trust in those appointed to lead. But remember, "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils."
They say Menendez is shouting from the rooftops that he's innocent.
As we should remember, in our justice system, there's a presumption of innocence until proven guilty. We must seek the truth.
And the gold market's blasting off too! Records are shattering. Think people are losing faith in more than just politicians?
It seems so. Gold price jumps signal people are looking for security amid financial and geopolitical uncertainties.
Makes sense. Cash is jittering, gold's glittering. Everyone's scrambling for a sure bet.
True, people consider gold a safe haven. But as believers, we're reminded to store our treasures in heaven, where it's safe from worldly flux
Preach it, pal. In this world, you can't take it with you, can you?
Exactly, our focus should be on eternal values and trusting God, not wealth that can vanish like mist
Flush the terrorists
Israel's employing a new strategy against the tunnel networks of Hamas in Gaza.
Oh yeah? Spill it out, what's the grand plan?
They built massive pumps to potentially flood the tunnels with seawater.
No kiddin'? Doesn't sound like child's play.
Indeed, it's quite serious. These pumps can move thousands of cubic meters of water per hour.
Talk about making a splash. But could that work smoothly?
There's uncertainty. The complex network's layout go beyond current intelligence.
What's the word for the hostages? They pullin' a Noah's Ark for them or somethin'?
Flooding would be gradated over weeks, providing escape avenues for hostages and terrorists alike.
So, it's a waiting game for now.
Precisely. While the IDF also deploys airstrikes as part of their persistent campaign against Hamas.
Man, strikes and pumps and floods—hardly the simple walk around Jericho.
Proverbs 21:15 – "When justice is done, it is a joy to the righteous but terror to evildoers." Guess finding that line's the real battle, huh?
Precisely, my friend. Seeking righteousness amidst conflict is humanity's enduring challenge.
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