✝️ Dirty Gold

Morning, my festive flock! In just 20 short days, we’ll be rockin’ around the Christmas tree.

But hold up—before you start gift-wrapping bricks or gifting your loved one a gym membership ‘cause “Santa’s not the only one who likes cookies,” let’s brainstorm even more gifts that’ll get you exiled from the dinner table!

Together, we can create the worst gift guide ever.

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